“What was that sound?”
“It must have been a ghost!”
“A ghost??”
“Let’s hunt it!”
(via be-a-confident-wreck)
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
oh man wow
(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)
I knew what song this was before I even hit play
(Source: motherlando, via destielocked)
shakespeareintellectualbadass:
even sitting down, Jared is a foot taller than Gen
Actual moose Jared Padalecki
omg i thought he was standing
^same. Seriously, though?
He’s really not standing?
^He is actually standing, like everybody else in the room. Those gifs aren’t from the same moments.
(Source: hiddlesy, via bowlegwinchester)
| gr8bgd!ck: | OMG AZAZEL!! MARY IS IN LABOR!! |
| YEDrulez: | OMG I KNOW!! I'M POSSESSING HER NURSE! |
| gr8bgd!ck: | UPDATE UPDATE |
| YEDrulez: | 8LBS 7 OUNCES!!! SHE NAMED HIM SAM! |
| gr8bgd!ck: | AW YISS!! GONNA BE A BIG BOY! |
| YEDrulez: | HE'S GOT THE PRETTIEST EYES!! |
| gr8bgd!ck: | PICS!! |
| lilithbitches: | OMFG WOULD U 2 SHUT THE FUCK UP?! |
| gr8bgd!ck: | GO BACK TO UR ROOM LILITH NOBODY LIKES U!! |
| Me: | Thank you for calling, how can I help you? |
| Customer: | I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year. |
| Me: | I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN? |
| Customer: | Not on me. Can you search by my name? |
| Me: | Certainly. And your name is? |
| Customer: | Mark Pellegrino. |
| Me: | ...Mark Pellegrino? |
| Customer: | Yes. |
| Me: | As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino? |
| Customer: | *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino. |
| Me: | Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino. |
okay so these are my notes for my senior speech
i have to talk for fifteen minutes max and i think i can manage that with this but idk i feel like there’s something i’m leaving out but i hope this is good enough
(via fallen-unicorn)